Wednesday, 6 July 2011

that there beat herder festival

MACY GRAY IN CLING FILM COUTURE.

I THINK I CAN GUESS FROM THAT BIRDS GRIN WHERE THAT DUDES OTHER HAND IS.
MICHAEL STIPE INSPIRED ENSEMBLE
IF THIS GENIE WAS TOO GRANT ME 3 WISHES I'D SIMPLY ASK FOR HIS HAT CHAIN AND WAISTCOAT.
MUST BE A NAUZE WHEN YOU WANT A WAZZ BUT HAS THAT KD LANG LOOK NEVER THE LESS.
WHO SAID DEATH METAL WAS DEAD???

BE CAREFUL GURNING LIKE THAT THE WIND MIGHT CHANGE THEN YOU WILL STAY THAT WAY.
BEWARE NAKED FLAMES.

THE SHADY HITLER OUTFIT FAILED TOO PUT OFF THE BEAR BEHIND HIM
NOTE TOO THE WISE NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT A VEST,AND 20 PILLS.
THIS IS HOW FAILED WEST END STARS SPEND THEIR DAYS WAITING FOR THAT BIG BREAK.
BEST TSHIRT WINNER.
BEST DRESSED GAL.
OK DOKE.
BEST SOCK TRAINER COMBO.
BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO.
I SHOULDNT LIKE THESE....BUT I SO DO.
OFF THE FUCKIN CHAIN MATE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OVER-DO IN ON THE OLD RED BULL.
TROPICALISMO BELLISMO HOMAGE TRIBUTE CARMEN MIRANDA.
FUZZY DUCK.
ITS NOT YOU ITS THE E TALKING.




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SHOWTIME FOR YOUR ARSE.
BEST USE OF SEQUIN LEGGINGS AT A FESTIVAL.EVER

Monday, 6 June 2011

#BOYS BOYS BOYS

 Your own personal jesus-reach out touch faith.
 Pristine quaff of hair baseball jacket chinos and whiter than white sneaks do u think he uses Daz?
 Seaside chic done only the way brit boys do it best!
 He was a skater boi
NANNNA NANNNA NANA NANNNA NANNNA NANA.... BATMAN!

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Every picture tells a story.....

 We have all had this conversation at some time,no?
 You know that advert talk to Frank...
 No loading/baking at any time.
 Lost property in pizza express, too tight after all the carbs....?
 Fans might well recognise this from last sightings but now with a added note.
 Bet its dead in there.
Was standing ere at 2am so was ok but would love to know what happens if you get caught...

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Manc street stylio feat Northern Quater Street Party a la 1940s.

 Name: Sarah How long did it take you to get ready? 30 mins Favourite shop? Lush & Beyond Retro.
 Remember wearing from Tammy Girl velvet floppy hats with a rose at front a la Blossom? Well this is much better.
 Name: May  How long did it take you to get ready? 30 minutes Favourite shop? Topshop.
                                      They look like van-dal casual shoes but bet there not.
Sassy broke the rules taking 2 stand out pieces pics but fuck it is my blog so i can do what the hell i like such as not asking the lucky folk below out noisy due too buying 2 pale ale pints for just £3...




Tuesday, 3 May 2011

MET BALL BEST & WORST

Krugs queen of red carpet groommed glamour she looks reem and bet she smells reem take note Dunst this is what happens when you fuck Pacey.
Its all gone down hill since you split from Jake,career wise and fashion now too jeez! but get over it,Resse has. Its time to befriend the hairbrush again and for christ sake Karl isnt your friend when he makes you look like some tranny puked sequins all over your great grandmas frock . Golden rule-just coz its chanel does not mean its cool. I heard you turned 29 over wkend congrats now start dressing ur age not 79.